Safari Parks

I can't remember much about visiting a safari park, I know I have been to one, but I couldn't tell you where it was, even if you threatened to cover me with jam and sand, I really can't remember where it was, all I do remember about it was that I found out that Giraffes have an affinity towards Monster Munch!
I know you are not supposed to open your windows but everyone does, especially when you see a cheeky monkey wanking himself off in front of you in a strange street theatre kind of way, only he doesn't want money he wants food, in fact, I think I'd rather see (and give money to) masturbating monkeys as I walk through Asda, it'd be much more entertaining than the people who are around every corner you turn playing pan pipes (Makes you wonder if there is anyone left in Peru?)
Monkeys are the main draw for people visiting safaris, I know the lions and tigers are impressive, but they'll eat you, no, it's the monkeys who are best, they jump on your car and shove their big baboon arses into your windscreen, much to the delight of any infants in the vehicle (and secretly appeals to the child in you too), then the best bit, when they start destroying everything on your car that can be destroyed, much to the delight of any infants in the vehicle (but not to you!, it was hilarious when it happened to the car in front though), And then when you do get to the big cats, they are all asleep and when they do look up they look at you as though you're not worthy or getting up for, as if the meat on my bones isn't good enough for them, no wonder the monkeys are such a delight, they would have had my eyes out in a heartbeat, how do you like that mister Lion, you big pussy!