Big Brother

It's back, the annual watch a wanker season and this year is no exception, sixteen of the most stupid people on these shores have made it through the selection process and are now in the process of ruining their lives, not that they have much of a life to begin with otherwise they wouldn't be in the telebox trying to be; I don't know what they are trying to be, fame hungry morons, series one was billed as a social experiment, to see how people could cope living in each others pockets and being filmed 24/7. Since then it's become a way of getting your fifteen minutes of fame, even though out of a country of 60 million or so people, there are less than 1 million people who would actually recognise you in the street and less than one person in that million wouldn't actually want to punch you in the face.
It's cheap tv, no script writers, no actors, lah dee dah, and the end result is no entertainment, just a bunch of fuck heads, smoking and arguing because to be fair, if I was in there I'd hate everyone, but next year I'm going to be on it, I've figured out that the only way to avoid big brother on every media level for three months next year is to be in the show and win it, then, when I win, I'll take a big shit in the toilet and not flush it away, then I'll definitely watch the year after my victory, and hope the person who lifts the toilet lid first and finds my gift, will be crowned the winner.

This years winner: Channel 4