Blogs

Blogs are the biggest waste of time in the history of the world.
People who write blogs are generally dull and writing a blog is their way of admitting that they don't have enough friends to occupy the day, of course, you could feel sorry for the unfortunate blogger, but I don't advise that attitude at all, because as a blogger sits at home all day, blogging, he/she is also thinking of ways in their head to turn round every situation to work to their advantage, you see, once you've given a blogger sympathy, you've also given them a way in, an invitation to come in and disappoint you and then leave, the blogger will return to their nest and blog away, waiting for their next victim, a blogger would take a post like this one, where the opening lines almost make you feel sorry for the individual, then they will witter on to make you continue reading and then they'll strike saying something like; "but the truth is the blogger has plenty of friends, he just feels they are not worthy of his attention, and that he'd rather sit at his computer, thinking up rubbish and putting it into words, than socialise with a third rate imbecile like you, because after all, you're the one reading what he writes!"