Facebook

What is it about Facebook that is so addictive? if someone came up to you and pitched the idea of Facebook to you, you'd probably tell them that it's a stupid idea, it's boring and nobody would be interested in it, yet, as we all know, Facebook is huge. There are other social networking sites (MySpace and Bebo for example) but I think Facebook is the best and I don't know why, I check it every 4 seconds, my addiction to Facebook used to mean I would check it every three seconds but I'm slowly (second by second) getting it in order, I'm not a naturally nosey person and I'm not too bothered what my friends are doing, I just have to keep checking back to see if I've missed something, I might have been poked or someone has left an amusing comment on one of my pictures or I've been outbid on Owned!.
I really shouldn't like Facebook, I can't win it, nobody wins, it's an infringment into my personal life, I keep everything bottled up inside and I very rarely tell people anything about me but click on my Facebook page and you can find out everything you need to know about me, even the size of my knob (V.Small, hard working, vigouos daily exercise regime). Anyway, I'm still as puzzled about Facebook as I was before I started writing this, but I've got to go now and update my status.