Swear Words

I love them, They are smart, sophisticated, to the point and make you feel like a grown up when you use them, I mean it too, swear words are so cool and are naturally used. If you cut of your thumb with a saw you're going to say, "Fuck" or "shit" if someone tells you something amazing then you will undoubtedly say "fucking hell" or some other sort of expletive. Or if you see a girl that you'd like to F... Well I think you get my point on the subject, I'm really geting bored of these people who say, "you don't have to use swear words when there are so many other words in the English dictionary" go on then, what 'fucking' words should I substitute my swear words for without sounding like a twat? you didn't leave any examples did you, you useless wordsmith. It's easy to tell people to use other words and look down on the swearers but there aren't any other words suitable you see, we need swear words to emphasise the point we are trying to make, and unless you are five years old, then 'golly gosh wow' doesn't really cut it.