Joke Telling

Why the fuck can't people tell jokes? it's something that really annoys me, you get people who say, 'have you heard that one about the three legged man?' and you say 'no' in a long drawn out bored kind of way, you don't want to hear it, but you know you are going to get told it anyway, then the person who can't tell jokes (usually a girl) then bores you to death trying to tell this joke in drips, the second line first, then the first line, then the punchline and then the rest of the joke and they fall about laughing as you stand there bored out of your tits and totally confused, then they have the audacity to look at you like a piece of shit because you didn't laugh at their joke!, they don't even apologise for telling the joke wrong, they just think you need a sense of humour, fucking annoying, what's even worse is when they say have you heard the one about... and then reveal the punchline! how stupid is that? The best ones are when they start telling a joke and you already know it so you can shout out the punchline halfway through, thus getting an opportunity to look smug (never miss an opportunity to look smug!) and being able to spoil the joke for everyone else, although you're not really spoiling it, you are actually saving the joke teller from making themselves look a twat because they can't tell the joke right anyway, I mean, how hard is it to get a few sentences in the correct order? Sometimes I really think I am alone on this planet, I really do, how we made it this far as a species is beyond me.