Graham 'Fucking' Norton

Anyone like him? no? really? what a surprise, I've yet to meet anyone who like this wretched little poofter, he is really the most disgusting little leprechaun I've ever seen in my life, who the hell discovered this guy and thought, 'he'd be good on mainstream television' I'll tell you who, some fucker without a television that's who, he's there now laughing his knackers off because he doesn't have to look at old potato face every freaking minute of the day, and I bet if he could get on television more than twenty four hours a day, then he would try, I've had more of an affinity with a pile of cat sick than I ever could with Norton. His father should have been castrated and his mother burned at the stake for creating him. He doesn't even try to be likeable, he has a face that looks like his neck has regurgitated the contents of a dog poo bin and left a little white tuft, just to make it seem normal, the man (if that's what he is) isn't normal, and is another example of the celebrity tagging that I invented for Kilroy, I'd love to meet him actually, I'd beat the living bejeeesus out of him and when I stand before the judge, I can guarantee you that the judge will let me go, reccomend me for a knighthood, give me a million pounds in damages and throw Norton into jail for being Graham 'fucking' Norton!