John Doe

Why in the world would anyone who lives in America, call their child Jane or John Doe?
Maybe I'm missing something, I always assumed that any name was as good as the other, it's just a word to identify a person or pet or whatever, however, that's not the point I'm getting to, If you have a child called Jane Doe or John Doe, then I'm really sorry people but you have just given your child THE worlds most unlucky name! Check it out in films or even better, check out real stories or case files, every dead body they find is either called Jane or John Doe, even if there are ten bodies in the same room, it's like they were at convention for people with the name Jane or John Doe and then some fucker burst in and killed them, so rule number one, DON'T, for the love of God call your kids John or Jane Doe, and number two, if by some unfortunate fact you are called John or Jane Doe (then I guarantee you, you will die very soon) what ever you do DON'T go to a convention/party with your namesakes, it's just not worth it!