Robert Mugabe

"Rob Mugabe had a farm down old zimbab-way"
Mugabe is a bastard of a man, he's a very sore loser and he doesn't have many friends.
He's the bloke in charge of Zimbabwe but the rest of the people who live there don't really like him much so they tried democratically to remove him, old Mugabe had other ideas, when he found out that people didn't want him as their gaffer, he had a proper strop and killed a load of innocent people who said they didn't like him, then when the results came in from the vote, he created a diversion, 'look over there' and stole all the votes that his opponent had earned, eventually killing/raping/maiming/torturing all the people who said that they didn't like him, and so he was allowed to continue in power as it looked like he had won the election, then people grew even more tired of him because they were poor and he wouldn't help them because he wasn't poor so why should he care, anyway, time came when people wanted to vote him out and he knew he would lose, so he had his opponant beaten up and arrested and now has rigged another election so he can stay in power because he knows that if he loses then he'll be killed, the thing is, the way things are going, if he stays in power then I think his chances of survival are even more limited as not a lot of people like him, and there are a lot of people who are desperate enough to have him shot. Mugabe is such a nasty piece of work, even his mother hates him.