Monday, 9 June 2008

What Annoys Me The Most

I recently filled out a survery where the question was, "what annoys you most?" Well here are the options:

A pen which has run out of ink,Alistair Darling,Americans,Amy Winehouse,Anthea Turner,Automated phone systems,Bad hair days,Bad manners,Bank charges,Being left on hold,Being overcharged,Being put on hold,Big Brother,Blokes in flip-flops,Bosses,Bottled Water – why not drink from the tap?,Breaking a nail,Britney Spears,Brownnosers,Burning your toast,Buses not arriving on time,Caravans,Carol Vorderman,Cashiers giving you your change on top of a receipt,Cat hair that sticks to your clothes,CDs that skip,Chavs,Children that cough in your face,Chiwawas,Cold Callers,Coldsores,Computer/console games freezing,Cost of petrol,Cramp,Cyclists,Debt Companies,Diahorrea,Dodgy printer,Dog owners that don’t clean up after their dog,Egg timer appearing on the computer,Email spam,Embarrassing farts,Estate Agents,Failing your driving test,Finding that you’ve run out of toilet paper when you really need the loo!,Flat tyres,Flatmates that use up all the milk,Flies,Garden weeds,Getting a puff of smoke in your face,Getting something in your eye,Gillian Mckeith,Gordon Brown,Handles breaking on supermarket carrier bags,Hangovers,Hay fever,Headaches,Heat rash,Heather Mills,Hollyoaks,Hoodies,Housework,International telephone call centres,Jade Goody,Jehovah’s witnesses,Jodie Marsh,John McCririck,Jordan,Junk mail,Karaoke,Kerry Katona,Leaving your mobile at home,Lindsay Lohan,Losing your glasses,Losing your passport,Middle lane drivers on the motorway,Missing the last post,Mosquitoes,Mother-in-Laws,Motorcyclists weaving in and out of traffic,Natasha Kaplinsky,Noisy eaters,Noisy neighbours,Not being able to find a matching pair of socks,Not having change when you really need it,Novelty ring tones,Out of tune singers,Paper cuts,People chatting loudly on mobile phone on public transport,People drinking from the carton,People driving close behind you,People pushing prams in a shop,People ramming the back of your heels with trolleys,People reading over your shoulder,People that have their mobile turned off when you really need to get in contact with them,People that park in disabled bays when they’re not disabled,People waving money at the bar, trying to attract attention.,People who complain how fat they are when they’re so obviously skinny,People who mumble,People who sit in the outside lane doing 50mph,People who text in capitals,Pete Doherty,Pimped up cars,Posh Spice,Postmen who don’t push the post all the way through the letterbox,Power cuts,Pranging your car,Queue jumpers,Queuing,Reaching a set of traffic lights, just as they go red,Receiving birthday/Christmas cards from pets,Reformed smokers,Roadworks,Rubbish opening times to doctors, dentists,Rude shop staff,Running out of petrol,Sara Cox,Scientology,Screaming children,Secret workers before exams,Slow computer,Small yapping dogs,Smoking ban,Snobs,Socialists,Somebody nicking your parking spot,Spots,Stepping in chewing gum,Stepping in dog poo,Steve McClaren,Stubbing your toe,Sunburn,Tax hikes,Tax returns,Temperamental internet connections,The hot water running out when you’re running a bath,Traffic jams,Traffic wardens,Trying to find the end of the selotape or toilet roll,Warm beer,Wasps,Westlife,White van man drivers

Actually all of the above works for me, but you know what really annoyed me most?, it was the three words at the top of the page, 'choose ONE answer'

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Not putting spaces after commas! :D

I'm on dialup! Everything is taking for fucking ever, and it's costing me a penny a minute. What a croc.