Wham

Like not knowing the members of the Police, nobody knows the other member of Wham, the
other member of Wham I'll reveal to you is George Michael. The most famous member of the duo is Andrew Ridgeley, he was the one who wrote the songs and he wasn't gay because he married one of the girls from Bananarama, Wham had a string of fans who often like to sing their most famous Christmas song 'Club Tropicana' when they went to see Wham in concert. Wham's biggest audience was in front of a sell out 'dog and duck' crowd playing to as many as 21 people at one point they eventually got signed by a record company called Innervision who don't exist any more, Wham had a couple of good songs before finding a port hole in the space time continuum and arrived in 1998 where they stole Billie Pipers song 'Last Christmas' and returned to the 1980's and released it as their own, If Billie had known about it she would have been furious, but she didn't, so she wasn't.
In the spring of 1986 Andrew Ridgley and George Michael went to a party with lots of other famous types, Ridgley had had a curry the night before and while he was chatting to some people he did a blow-off which really stank, he blamed it on poor George who was ridiculed all night eventually resulting in George having a hissy fit and going home, it was the end of the band but it was the beginning of a new career for George Michael, he had a semi successful solo career, but his earlier embarrassment in life would always annoy him, so, proving that he had strong sphincter muscles and didn't let rip in public he decided to ask a policeman in some toilets to smell his bum to see 'if he'd trumped' which got him in trouble. Andrew on the other hand got covered in shit in the sea whilst surfing and nearly died, to add to his humiliation he now lives in Cornwall.